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I Avoid the Plague Like the Plague – Funny Dark Humor Tee Bag

$25.82
  • I Avoid the Plague Like the Plague – Funny Dark Humor Tee by Classic Conversations
  • I Avoid the Plague Like the Plague – Funny Dark Humor Tee by Classic Conversations
  • I Avoid the Plague Like the Plague – Funny Dark Humor Tee by Classic Conversations
  • I Avoid the Plague Like the Plague – Funny Dark Humor Tee by Classic Conversations
I Avoid the Plague Like the Plague – Funny Dark Humor Tee by Classic Conversations I Avoid the Plague Like the Plague – Funny Dark Humor Tee by Classic Conversations I Avoid the Plague Like the Plague – Funny Dark Humor Tee by Classic Conversations I Avoid the Plague Like the Plague – Funny Dark Humor Tee by Classic Conversations

Color: Black

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This vintage-style design features a classic plague doctor with a simple life philosophy: avoid the plague… like the plague. Equal parts dark humor, sarcasm, and just a little too relatable.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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