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Running Late… Because I’m Dead Inside Card

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This one’s for every overworked office ghoul sprinting through mornings like it’s the apocalypse. Featuring a ragged zombie in a suit, clutching coffee like it’s a lifeline, this design perfectly captures that half-dead hustle. A grungy, comic-horror blend that hits way too close to home—especially on Mondays.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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