If You Think This Shirt Is Expensive, Try TPK-ing a Paladin – DM Humor Tee Hat

Every Dungeon Master knows: messing with a Paladin is never cheap. This bold, sword-clashing design spells it out in legendary fashion with the hilarious phrase: If You Think This Shirt Is Expensive, Try TPK-ing a Paladin. Whether you're running campaigns for gold or glory, this tee is perfect for professional DMs, tabletop rebels, and anyone who’s ever triggered divine retribution mid-session. Guaranteed laughs at your next game night—or your next TPK.

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