If You Think This Shirt Is Expensive, Try TPK-ing a Paladin – DM Humor Tee Card

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Every Dungeon Master knows: messing with a Paladin is never cheap. This bold, sword-clashing design spells it out in legendary fashion with the hilarious phrase: If You Think This Shirt Is Expensive, Try TPK-ing a Paladin. Whether you're running campaigns for gold or glory, this tee is perfect for professional DMs, tabletop rebels, and anyone who’s ever triggered divine retribution mid-session. Guaranteed laughs at your next game night—or your next TPK.

What material is this item made of?

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

• Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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If You Think This Shirt Is Expensive, Try TPK-ing a Paladin – DM Humor Tee Card

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